CHANCELLOR of the Exchequer Sajid Javid may not know how trade with the EU works, but it doesn’t end there. Here he answers more questions about the world around us.
BORIS Johnson has promised a points-based immigration after Brexit, but Australia’s got that and they’re still mad racist. Here are a few systems Brexiters would prefer.
BIG Ben may not be bonging, but that’s no reason not to celebrate leaving the world’s largest trading bloc on January 31st.
BIG BEN bonging for Brexit is the worst charitable cause since a druggie with a stolen charity tin rattled it around the local, but the cretins who support it live among us.
THE prime minister has appeared on ITV’s breakfast television show for a tough interview with 1980s puppet presenter Roland Rat.
THE NEW Labour leader has to be tough, uncompromising, charismatic and a complete change of direction. Think The Rock. Or any of these.
Our relationship is just like Love Actually except he's a serial adulterer with four kids, says Carrie Symonds
THE prime minister’s girlfriend has claimed their relationship is just like in Love Actually, apart from his wife and four-to-six children.
LABOUR suffered their worst electoral loss since 1987 last week, and logically it must be someone’s fault. Who are you blaming?
I LIKE the North now it’s a Tory heartland, and I plan to spunk about £80 billion to keep it that way.
ALMOST 90 percent of Conservative voters would happily vote for Benito Mussolini if he was a Tory and still alive.
THE new Conservative MP for Stoke-on-Trent Central has just shuddered with horror on realising she now has to live there.
FORMER Lib Dem leader Jo Swinson has been ‘belting out’ That’s Life while standing on her sofa.