THE prime minister has warned that a second wave of coronavirus could begin in two weeks with urgent action against it scheduled for three weeks later.
WELL done! It seemed unlikely at times, but you have survived one year with Boris Johnson as prime minister. Let’s see what you’ve been through.
ARE you a Leaver starting to think Brexit might be as bad as everyone said? Here’s how to blame Remainers for it.
BORIS Johnson claimed to have a Brexit deal that required no more effort than a Tesco Chicken Korma for One. Turned out to be bollocks. More like these:
A BLITHELY ignorant aristocratic f**khead has declared that the whole thing killing everyone will all be over by Christmas so no need to worry.
HELLO, I’m Michael Gove and/or Rishi Sunak, and I’d like to explain why it’s vital that you do/do not wear a mask while going in Pret.
Check Change Go: six things the government's new slogan could mean if you haven't got a f**king clue
THE government has launched its latest £100m advertising campaign for an abstract concept. But what the f**k is ‘Check, Change, Go’ about?
THE prime minister has criticised care homes for not following coronavirus prevention procedures, much like a dickhead called Boris Johnson.
DOMINIC Cummings has suggested detonating a nuclear device in Leicester city centre to surgically remove coronavirus from the Midlands.
BORIS Johnson has demonstrated his legendary lovemaking technique to Mail readers who could not adore him more.
Embattled housing secretary pulls ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card by saying it was Cummings's idea
ROBERT Jenrick has curtailed any possible criticism for granting billionaires favours for cash by claiming Dominic Cummings said it was okay.
THE Conservatives have outlined their roadmap to the photo opportunity of Boris Johnson behind a bar pulling a pint that means this crisis is over.