A MOTHER has been left concerned after finding a copy of the Conservative manifesto hidden under her son's mattress.
BREXITERS are frequently criticised for being shouty and unreasonable, but – fair’s fair – Remainers can be obnoxious too. Here’s how.
THE Brexit party has agreed only to stand in seats where their candidacy will not affect the result in any way.
EVER wondered why Nigel Farage feels the need to keep inflicting his Brexit party nonsense on everyone? Here are some possible explanations.
A NORTHERN man is undecided as to whether to back the most radically left-wing Labour party of his lifetime or a bunch of far-right hardcore racists.
IS your firm conviction that people on benefits should be ‘put down’, as Tory candidate Francesca O’Brien said, going over badly on the doorsteps? Try these ideas:
MIDDLE class drunks are being dragged from their homes and signed up as Brexit Party candidates for the general election.
ALL you have to do is click this link and the general election will be over. Go on. Do it.
A 52-YEAR-OLD man his peeking out the window every 1o minutes to see if the riots have begun on his road.
A BREXITER who hoped this morning would be his first in a free Britain has instead woken up to another day as a serf in a vassal state.
NOBODY has a bloody clue what is going to happen in December’s election, and it’s pointless pretending otherwise. Here’s how you can.
BORIS Johnson is to centre his election campaign around his do-or-die promise that Britain will leave the EU on October 31st this year.