Politics

THE UK has suggested to Theresa May that if she still wants to make March 29th special it could be the day she finally fucks off.

THE cabinet have confirmed that they openly refer to Theresa May as ‘the dickhead’ in meetings and she acts like she has not heard.

BREXIT voters have asked what a ‘tariff' is after discovering the term this morning.

THE Queen has responded to Brexiter calls to dissolve parliament by clarifying she is going nowhere near that shitstorm.

THERESA May has calculated that if her deal keeps gaining support at the current rate it only needs another six votes to pass unanimously.

Hello there, I am Arlene Foster, leader of the DUP and your new prime minister, and I have a few changes in mind. 

THE European Union has agreed not to look while the UK spends the next week soiling itself.

ANY attempt to clamp down on prejudiced attitudes in the Conservative Party could mean the entire membership will fit in a minibus, senior Tories have warned.

SALVE! That’s latin for ‘hello’, but of course my ridiculous 18th century toff persona is just for gullible Brexiters. Here’s what life in the Rees-Mogg household is really like.

POLICE facing a nationwide knife crime epidemic are to get much less than the cost of fixing one of Chris Grayling’s regular fuck-ups.