Politics

JACOB Rees-Mogg has confirmed that he is definitely going to hell.  

POPE Francis of Rome will have no role in checking vehicles entering and leaving Northern Ireland, Theresa May has assured the DUP.

JEREMY Corbyn meeting with Theresa May to discuss Brexit does not exactly fill sane people with confidence. So which other double acts could be put in charge?

A MAN watches BBC news because it presents a calming, stress-free version of the actual ongoing catastrophe of Brexit.

THE prime minister has advised Britain that whoever got them this Brexit deal ‘must have been a right cowboy’ and promised to get a better one.

ARE you a Remainer who’s been constantly told to ‘get behind’ Brexit for the last two years but has no idea what that means? Here’s how to do it.

THE Queen has warned that if she has to step in and sort out this whole Brexit mess then Britain will bloody well know about it.

‘SHOWER of twats’, ‘Mr Eurodick’, ‘useless beardy motherfucker’. Brexit has spawned a host of new profanities, but are you up-to-date with them all?

ARE you a pants-wetting Remoaner who’s worried about no-deal Brexit? Here Wetherspoons regular Normal Steele answers your questions at 10am with a pint.

A SECOND referendum will ask voters if they want everything to be brilliant from now on or if they are against that.