Politics

THERESA May has confirmed that she will take the same plan back to Brussels to ask for the same changes before the same MPs vote on it the same way. 

THE prime minister has asked the twat leaders of other parties she clearly despises to unite behind her and her Brexit deal immediately.

IT’S not just prime ministers who should never give up! Here are my tips for hanging on grimly in everyday life.

THE UK has once again thanked the DUP for ensuring Britain has a strong and stable government.

BRITAIN has agreed that Theresa May's humiliating defeat is undeniable evidence of karma.

THE UK’s political leaders have ruled out the Brexit deal, a no-deal Brexit, a second referendum, a general election, remaining in the EU and continuing the current situation.

CALLING half of UK voters losers who should shut their traitor mouths forever may not have been a brilliant idea, Theresa May has admitted.

THERESA May is happy that everyone thinks her Brexit deal is brilliant in every possible way.

THERESA May has generously offered Britain a choice between a shit sandwich and a particularly nasty shit sandwich.

ONLY politeness is stopping people asking a Jeremy Corbyn supporter how the hell a ‘left-wing Brexit’ is supposed to work.