Politics

FROM the Speaker of the House of Commons to the most lowly office monkey, half the population of the UK is a traitor to Brexit. But what level are you?

ARE you a farmer who fervently supported Brexit but now realises you’re up shit creek? Here’s how to be a dick about it.

THE government is planning to supply emergency heaters, blankets and duvets to old folk, but only the ones who are diehard Conservatives.

INVENTING a crisis is exciting and makes you feel important if you’re a twat. Here home secretary Sajid Javid describes some great ones to try.

PEOPLE who bought a Brexit advent calendar have discovered it goes on forever and every door conceals an unpleasant surprise.

JEREMY Corbyn is both perfectly justified in calling Theresa May a ‘stupid woman’ and a rude dick for doing so, Britain has agreed.

THERESA May has kidnapped Michel Barnier’s cat to use as a bargaining chip in Brexit negotiations.

THERESA May believes she can get a more economical Brexit deal in the January sales, it has emerged.

THE prime minister has warned that a second referendum would 'break faith' with those members of the British public who want her executed as a traitor. 

FOR the first time Boris Johnson has realised he might not be a great statesman, but just a dickhead.