Politics

A SECOND Brexit referendum could leave Britain hopelessly divided in bitter, entrenched opposition, warn idiots who have noticed nothing since 2016.

THERESA May has had a classic anxiety dream in which she totally failed to do any preparation for Brexit, she has revealed.

HAVE you completely abandoned sense and reason over Brexit? Find out how you rate on the ‘Brexit thickness scale’ by seeing if you hold any of these views.

MEMBERS of the Independent Group have discovered that now they no longer have their parties to moan about they really fucking hate each other.

By former Wetherspoons customer Roy Hobbs

THE eighth Labour MP to quit for the independent group admitted she was meant to leave on Monday but it had been a big weekend.

BITTER infighting over Europe has led Conservatives to question whether it was a good idea to join a party known for being horrible to people.

JEREMY Corbyn has lined up seven marrows at his allotment, spoken to them in angry tones then smashed them with a spade, observers confirmed.

A SPLIT in the Labour party today means both of Britain’s leading political parties will spend all their time constantly denouncing traitors. 

PRESIDENT Trump has announced that any situation where he does not get what he wants immediately is a national emergency.