Politics

THE finalised Brexit deal imposes full EU rules on Northern Ireland, changes its official language to Flemish, bans religion and renames it West Belgium.

THE bucketful of shit first upended in June 2016 has finally completed its slow 29-month journey through the air and is now hitting the fan.

THE UK has told the Conservative party that if it is trying to hold things together for their sake then go ahead and split up.

AFTER discovering Britain is surrounded by water, Brexit secretary Dominic Raab shares his insights into the British Isles which everyone else already knew.

THE UK is only allowed the Christmas gifts it wanted on a whim in June 2016 whether or not it has changed its mind since, the government has confirmed.

A LEADING Brexiter feels the unfolding chaos of Brexit is going well from the vantage point of his massive house in France.

GEORGE Osborne has admitted to being a political idiot.

CHANCELLOR Philip Hammond has predicted an economic boom after a dream he had about electric unicorns.

BRITAIN is f**ked into a cocked hat because the former leader of the Labour Party did not know how to eat bacon, experts have confirmed.  

A REMAINER'S pleasing feelings of superiority over other voters have been marred by genuine terror over what is coming next.