Politics

BITTER infighting over Europe has led Conservatives to question whether it was a good idea to join a party known for being horrible to people.

JEREMY Corbyn has lined up seven marrows at his allotment, spoken to them in angry tones then smashed them with a spade, observers confirmed.

A SPLIT in the Labour party today means both of Britain’s leading political parties will spend all their time constantly denouncing traitors. 

PRESIDENT Trump has announced that any situation where he does not get what he wants immediately is a national emergency.

WITH only 44 days left until an Article 50 extension is forced by parliament, the EU, Theresa May or all three, the public cannot stop watching the countdown. 

TRADE secretary Liam Fox has signed trade deals worth more than £4.8 billion with countries which do not exist, he has triumphantly announced. 

IF you really can’t face any more Brexit bullshit it could be time to make some radical life changes. Here are some suggestions.

A CONSERVATIVE MP is getting an understanding of what Brexit will be like for the nation by continuing to be incredibly rich.

JACOB Rees-Mogg has confirmed that he is definitely going to hell.  

POPE Francis of Rome will have no role in checking vehicles entering and leaving Northern Ireland, Theresa May has assured the DUP.