Politics

IT'S great to see so many of our leading Brexiteers prepared to learn from the vermin community.

BREXIT Minister David Davis has resigned to work on some exciting solo material inspired by leaving the EU.

TODAY’S Brexit summit will contain fewer intelligent arguments than Love Island, experts believe.

THE Brexit fixation with taking control of our fish supplies is great news for people who cannot get enough fish, Michael Gove has explained.

AFTER dodging the Heathrow vote by visiting Afghanistan, Boris Johnson has arranged to be temporarily kidnapped by extra-terrestrials when the Brexit deal is confirmed.

BREXIT is such a massive fuck up that Theresa May is quitting politics for a less stressful life working in Aldi.

PRESIDENT Trump has invited Vladimir Putin to come with him to Britain when he visits next month because he “knew we wouldn’t mind”.

FORMER Tory leader William Hague believes that the UK can get through Brexit fine as long as it remains 'high as shit' throughout.

THE Universal Credit system was always intended to be non-functional or people might use it to get money to live, the government has explained.

THE Brexit bill coming to the Commons this afternoon will definitely end up being a terrible betrayal of someone, MPs have agreed.