Politics

COMEDIAN Roy Chubby Brown is the new home secretary, Theresa May has confirmed.

THE Queen has been told that if she is to meet Donald Trump, the very least she can do is mess up his hair.  

A MAN claims he is ready to make any sacrifice for Brexit despite being extremely picky about everything.  

IT IS now a strong possibility that rapper and colossal twat Kanye West will become president of the US, experts believe.  

EVERYONE in Britain is being deported to the Caribbean because they cannot produce an insane amount of paperwork proving beyond doubt they live here.

JEREMY Corbyn is meeting Jewish groups to ask them to stop being bad people and provoking his supporters.

THE government’s Brexit bill has suffered two shock defeats due to a mild breeze and a few spots of rain.    

A MAN completely forgot he had bought a large number of luxury flats, much like health secretary Jeremy Hunt, he has revealed.  

JEREMY Corbyn is not very good at helping his own team win at football, an amateur side has discovered.

THE Labour party is mired in controversy after trying to bribe young people with thrilling, luxurious free bus travel.