Politics

THE House of Lords has shocked Britain by being full of senile old bastards who are not backing Brexit. 

BORIS Johnson has decided he may as well just tell the prime minister to piss off.

TORIES are concerned the government is so bogged down in Brexit it does not have time to destroy the rest of the fabric of society.  

THE UK has refused to hand a clear local election victory to either Labour or the Conservatives because both of them are pretty toss.

A MAN is pretty confident that pornstar Cambridge Analytica has been paid off by Trump and Stormy Daniels has shut down, or possibly vice versa.  

THE deepening Brexit crisis has made Britons wonder what has become of the pink-faced Etonian who caused it in the first place.  

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THERE is apparently a ‘House of Lords’ which should be abolished immediately, a Brexiter has discovered. 

THERESA May is stunned that Amber Rudd's resignation caused everyone to forget the Windrush deportations were entirely her idea, she had admitted.

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