Politics

THE Tories are facing a fresh scandal after Jacob Rees-Mogg confessed to a passionate affair with 19th century monarch Queen Victoria.

POLITICIANS have realised Boris Johnson is sleeping in the House of Commons after being kicked out by his wife.

THE government has set up ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ to make emergency plans for a chaotic no-deal Brexit. So what should you do if everything goes to shit?

THERESA May has offered Boris Johnson her job as prime minister while all the other Tories hid and laughed as he absolutely crapped himself.

JEREMY Corbyn is under increasing pressure to remove his head from his rectum and do something about Brexit.

THE Government has detailed all the crippling inconveniences of a no-deal Brexit while adding how much we will love them.

A NAN who lives in a local authority affected by Tory cuts has given an utterly incomprehensible account of why she always votes for them.

THE government has unveiled plans to eradicate homelessness by buying a tent from Millets.

A WOMAN’S poem praising Jeremy Corbyn may be the most horrendous thing ever to exist.

MOST middle Englanders are so terrified of Jeremy Corbyn they would happily vote for Cambodian despot Pol Pot, it has been confirmed.