Politics

JEREMY Corbyn has reminded the nation that he too is a hard Brexit fanatic, despite seeming nice and having a beard.

JACOB Rees-Mogg was sent from the year 1883 to stop the Conservatives from being destroyed, it has emerged.

THERESA May has saved Britain once again by acting decisively to rescue the country from the threatened catastrophe of firefighters being paid more.

THE Conservative party has confirmed it is opposed, on both a theoretical and practical level, to solving any of the problems faced by modern Britain.

THERESA May has told Britain’s electorate that her deal with the DUP is none of their f**king business.

THERESA May has confirmed that a supremely skilled politician like herself is easily worth £1 billion. 

A REMAIN supporter has marked one year of feeling superior to the ignorant plebs who supported Brexit.

A PASSIONATE crowd of about 15 people broke into chants of 'Oh, Andrea Leadsom' at a village fete in Northamptonshire yesterday.

A COMMITTED Brexiter has yet to find a street party celebrating Britain’s very own independence day.

THE prime minister has caused chaos at a Tesco checkout after being unable to do a deal where she handed over money for goods.