Politics

JEREMY Corbyn has been given all the government’s Brexit paperwork and is now responsible for the whole thing.

TORY MPs have pleaded for understanding as they struggle to overcome their debilitating problem of being unintentionally racist.

LIB Dem leader-in-waiting Sir Vince Cable has unveiled his ‘List of Things That May Never Happen’.

JEREMY Corbyn has responded to Theresa May’s appeal for his help by reminding her that he is the leader of the Labour Party.

THERESA May’s position as prime minister is on a zero-hours contract meaning she does not even know if she will be working next week.

POLITICS is to be run on a season-to-season basis like football, in order to give the public regular breaks from the unbearable quantity of bullshit.

OVER the last year, I have been left aghast by the selfishness of Britons in their wilful, egocentric behaviour. 

THE prime minister is pointedly not speaking to the people of Britain until they apologise to her, and is furious that they do not seem to have noticed.

EVERY fish in the world has been declared a subject of Her Majesty the Queen.

SEVEN years of unnecessarily brutal economic policies were no big deal and Britain should just move on now, Tory leaders have explained.