Politics

A VANLOAD of Dalmatians was delivered in secret to Downing Street, it has emerged.

THERESA May has promised to give a full and clear explanation of her Brexit plan in the form of a modern dance routine.

DO YOU want a hard Brexit, a soft Brexit, or a mega Brexit with extra mushrooms? Take our quiz to find out.

THE transport secretary is to solve Britain's rail problems using a foolproof strategy called 'more privatisation'.

THE Liberal Democrats have confirmed plans to get a relative to set up a website for them.

A HIPSTER politician has claimed that Article 49 of the Lisbon Treaty is actually a lot better than Article 50.

FORMER prime minister Tony Blair has discovered the centre ground on which he was planning to build his new institute is now a large crater.

PEOPLE are continuing to act like polls actually mean something, it has emerged.

NEW UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has pledged to be a forgettable minor player in the overall history of British politics.

TELLING children Jeremy Corbyn is real can cause serious trust issues when they eventually find out he doesn't exist, it has been claimed.