Politics

May must reveal Brexit plan so I can agree with it, says Corbyn

JEREMY Corbyn has demanded that the prime minister reveal details of her Brexit plan so he can offer no opposition.

Hunt suggests 'medicine banks'

JEREMY Hunt has proposed food bank-style 'medicine banks' where people can donate unwanted and possibly out-of-date medicines.

Brexiters still expecting 'clarity' from absolute shyster

BREXITERS are still expecting clarity from an absolute shyster you could not trust to do anything, it has emerged.

Corbyn remembers to go back to work after Christmas

JEREMY Corbyn’s wife has reminded him he is leader of the opposition and suggested he returns to work.

Cereal boxes to run 'Brexit means...' competition

CEREAL boxes are to run a competition to finish the sentence 'Brexit means…what?', it has emerged.

May's New Year's resolution is to have one successful policy

THE prime minister has resolved that the next 12 months will see her propose a successful policy.

Tories confirm Brexit is now a religious cult

BREXIT is now a religious cult based on wishful thinking and strange predictions, the Tories have confirmed.

Right to have government read our emails cruelly snatched away by EU

THE cherished British right for government spies to have full access to our emails has been snatched away by the despotic European Court.  

Actually Europe will pay £50 billion to us, says Brexiter

A BREXIT voter has explained that actually, far from Britain owing the EU £50 billion, they will pay that exact sum to us.

Corbyn looks back on best-ever year of jam making

JEREMY Corbyn has congratulated himself on a year in which he delivered outstanding home-made preserves.