Politics

BREXIT is now a religious cult based on wishful thinking and strange predictions, the Tories have confirmed.

THE cherished British right for government spies to have full access to our emails has been snatched away by the despotic European Court.  

A BREXIT voter has explained that actually, far from Britain owing the EU £50 billion, they will pay that exact sum to us.

JEREMY Corbyn has congratulated himself on a year in which he delivered outstanding home-made preserves.

A VANLOAD of Dalmatians was delivered in secret to Downing Street, it has emerged.

THERESA May has promised to give a full and clear explanation of her Brexit plan in the form of a modern dance routine.

DO YOU want a hard Brexit, a soft Brexit, or a mega Brexit with extra mushrooms? Take our quiz to find out.

THE transport secretary is to solve Britain's rail problems using a foolproof strategy called 'more privatisation'.

THE Liberal Democrats have confirmed plans to get a relative to set up a website for them.

A HIPSTER politician has claimed that Article 49 of the Lisbon Treaty is actually a lot better than Article 50.