Politics

PHILIP Hammond's red briefcase has fallen open to reveal the manuscript of an erotic short story book he has been writing.

THE populations of Scotland and Wales have joined the UK legal system as enemies of the people for interfering in Brexit.

PEOPLE who disagree with Donald Trump and Nigel Farage are responsible for their success rather than the gullible idiots who vote for them, the media have decided.

A MAN is irritating his colleagues by being self-consciously indifferent to the presidential election.

BREXIT supporters have set up a network of 'people’s courts' where justice is based on popular opinion.

THERESA May does not want a snap general election because it would be a waste of Jeremy Corbyn, she has confirmed.

UKIP has asserted that democracy can only be upheld if everyone does what they and their single MP demands.

THE UK has already voted for the overthrow by force of Parliament, the House of Lords and the judiciary, the prime minister has asserted.

LORD Heseltine has admitted strangling his mother’s dog for his initiation into Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet.

MICHAEL Gove left his fully-grown wife alone in a hotel room while he went out partying with their 11-year-old son, it has been confirmed.