Politics

A BREXIT voter has explained that actually, far from Britain owing the EU £50 billion, they will pay that exact sum to us.

JEREMY Corbyn has congratulated himself on a year in which he delivered outstanding home-made preserves.

A VANLOAD of Dalmatians was delivered in secret to Downing Street, it has emerged.

THERESA May has promised to give a full and clear explanation of her Brexit plan in the form of a modern dance routine.

DO YOU want a hard Brexit, a soft Brexit, or a mega Brexit with extra mushrooms? Take our quiz to find out.

THE transport secretary is to solve Britain's rail problems using a foolproof strategy called 'more privatisation'.

THE Liberal Democrats have confirmed plans to get a relative to set up a website for them.

A HIPSTER politician has claimed that Article 49 of the Lisbon Treaty is actually a lot better than Article 50.

FORMER prime minister Tony Blair has discovered the centre ground on which he was planning to build his new institute is now a large crater.

PEOPLE are continuing to act like polls actually mean something, it has emerged.