Politics

BREXITERS are still expecting clarity from an absolute shyster you could not trust to do anything, it has emerged.

JEREMY Corbyn’s wife has reminded him he is leader of the opposition and suggested he returns to work.

CEREAL boxes are to run a competition to finish the sentence 'Brexit means…what?', it has emerged.

THE prime minister has resolved that the next 12 months will see her propose a successful policy.

BREXIT is now a religious cult based on wishful thinking and strange predictions, the Tories have confirmed.

THE cherished British right for government spies to have full access to our emails has been snatched away by the despotic European Court.  

A BREXIT voter has explained that actually, far from Britain owing the EU £50 billion, they will pay that exact sum to us.

JEREMY Corbyn has congratulated himself on a year in which he delivered outstanding home-made preserves.

A VANLOAD of Dalmatians was delivered in secret to Downing Street, it has emerged.

THERESA May has promised to give a full and clear explanation of her Brexit plan in the form of a modern dance routine.