Politics

UKIP is now so pathologically f**ked up it has become Britain’s natural party of government, experts have confirmed.

THERESA May confessed to the Conservative party conference that she could well be dreadful at her job but there is only one way to find out.

NIGEL Farage is campaigning against Brexit just to be a total pain in the arse.

JEREMY Hunt has confirmed plans to replace foreign doctors with the internet.

BRITAIN is to begin the considered and politically astute process of giving those sodding foreigners what for.

PRO-Brexit Tories have begged Theresa May to trigger the device that would blow Britain's economic brains out.

LABOUR has outlined a new policy which will to appeal to broad swathes of the electorate, the details of which have yet to be confirmed.

LABOUR's new leader has been hailed as an exciting step forward for the party.

JEREMY Corbyn has announced that, following his re-election, the Labour party is to be dismantled and put into storage.

THERESA May has created a Cabinet post specifically charged with denying all statements by the ministers in charge of Brexit.