Politics

DISGRACED MP Keith Vaz has refused to resign because that is not how Labour works these days.

NICK Clegg’s memoir has left the nation reeling with the revelation that Gove and Osborne are a pair of twats.

A LABOUR Party led by JK Rowling would win an election easily, according to voters who have maintained their grasp on reality.

A BREXIT brainstorming session has come up with the idea of boosting the UK’s economy by remaining in the EU.

WITH his re-election as Labour leader a certainty, Jeremy Corbyn has admitted he is only performing hopelessly to annoy rival Owen Smith.

VOTERS might try to find out what they are voting for if there is a second EU referendum, they have announced.

LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn regularly stays far too long when he visits a friend’s house.

AN A-level student with disappointing exam results has used the 'clearing' system to find a place in Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet.

THE Labour Party has agreed to split its headquarters straight down the middle after watching a classic 1972 episode of Steptoe and Son.

LABOUR leadership contender Owen Smith has revealed plans to engage ISIS with biscuit-based chit chat.