Politics

NIGEL Farage is still out there, talking a lot of shit, Britain has been reminded.

THE business secretary has confirmed that being dependent on China for steel, energy and all other products is a flawless long-term plan. 

GEORGE Osborne has refused to discuss how much wants to take from the poor to give to the rich because it is his ‘private business’.

THE annual list of the 100 Sexiest Women on Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘hostile group’ list has been leaked to the media.

JEREMY Corbyn ignored a leprechaun’s offer of a huge amount of free gold, it has emerged.

IAIN Duncan Smith is today trying desperately to drown out the voices in his head and avoid seeing himself in a mirror.

IAIN Duncan Smith would have resigned over benefit cuts last year, but got distracted by ‘stuff’.

DAVID Cameron’s government is in crisis after losing its most popular member.

GEORGE Osborne has said some things but you are more interested in what it would feel like to belt him, it has emerged.

THE past three years have been a decadent boom era that must now end, the chancellor has declared.