Politics

POLITICIANS treat voters like children because they act like children, experts have confirmed.

LEAVING the EU will prevent Britons from ever having sex again, George Osborne has warned.

TORY MPs say that dating a woman who is not a dominatrix is virtually impossible.

NICK Clegg has made public his Sainsbury's Nectar account in a bid for transparency over his finances.

DAVID Cameron has chosen to avoid an £80,000 tax bill instead of a shabby and humiliating end to his career.

JEREMY Corbyn is finally starting to like being Labour leader.

THE prime minister has admitted making £80,000 from importing heroin but that it ended well before the 2010 election.

DAVID Cameron’s son Arthur is grown-up enough for a fatherly chat about offshore holdings, it has emerged.

AFTER successfully crying over a sad thing, Iain Duncan Smith has announced plans to try other human emotions.

DAVID Cameron would prefer if Britain went back to talking about his romantic liaison with a dead pig.