Politics

Duncan Smith ahead in f**king stupid ideas sweepstake

IAIN Duncan Smith is tipped to win a bet on who can come up with the most idiotic idea at the Tory conference.

Tories target ordinary working bastards

THE Conservatives are to reach out to Britain’s everyday bastard-in-the-street.

Labour conference to keep happening until somebody notices

THE Labour Party conference is to be repeated until more than a handful of people pay attention.

Scottish Parliament legalises hunting of 'No' voters

SCOTLAND is to relax restrictions on the hunting of anyone who voted 'No'.

Miliband unveils imaginary working class friend

ED Miliband has introduced Britain to ‘Keith’, his invisible working class friend.

Wales votes 'yes' to rudeness

WALES has voted overwhelmingly to carry on being rude to visitors.

Scotland allowed to run the UK every other year

DAVID Cameron has agreed to let Edinburgh and London take turns running the country.

Westminster vows never to allow vote on anything that matters ever again

MPs have pledged that voters will never again be given the power to actually change anything.

Cameron lists all the Scottish things he can think of

DAVID Cameron has listed more than 400 Scottish things, including Take The High Road, Finlays Crisps and Runrig, in a final desperate plea for the Union.

You con your idiots, I’ll con mine, Salmond tells Miliband

ALEX Salmond has told Ed Miliband to 'button it' after the Labour leader tried to expose his epic scam.