Politics

A LABOUR Party led by JK Rowling would win an election easily, according to voters who have maintained their grasp on reality.

A BREXIT brainstorming session has come up with the idea of boosting the UK’s economy by remaining in the EU.

WITH his re-election as Labour leader a certainty, Jeremy Corbyn has admitted he is only performing hopelessly to annoy rival Owen Smith.

VOTERS might try to find out what they are voting for if there is a second EU referendum, they have announced.

LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn regularly stays far too long when he visits a friend’s house.

AN A-level student with disappointing exam results has used the 'clearing' system to find a place in Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet.

THE Labour Party has agreed to split its headquarters straight down the middle after watching a classic 1972 episode of Steptoe and Son.

LABOUR leadership contender Owen Smith has revealed plans to engage ISIS with biscuit-based chit chat.

NIGEL Farage has closely examined himself and decided his only flaw was a lack of facial hair.

JEREMY Corbyn has claimed that his left hand has been working to undermine him.