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Mourinho Quits After Sushi Offer
FORMER Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has quit the club after his Russian employers offered to discuss his contract over sushi.
Darling To Guarantee All Bets On The 3.50 At Lingfield
CHANCELLOR Alistair Darling has agreed to cover all bets at this afternoon's EBF Maiden Stakes and is tipping the Irish two year-old, General Ting.
Cage Fighting Probably Gay, Say Doctors
NO holds barred cage fighting can lead to long term gayness and an obsession with thighs, the British Medical Association claimed last night.
Beckham Unable To Pronounce 'Scientology'
IN his first major setback since arriving in Los Angeles, David Beckham has revealed he is unable to pronounce the word 'Scientology'.
Wimbledon To Play Several Matches On Same Court To Clear Backlog
WIMBLEDON is to start playing up to three matches on the same court at the same time in a bid to clear the backlog caused by the bad weather.