Alcohol

THIRTY years sailing through ice-crusted seas, knocking back potato vodka for breakfast toughens a man. But how would you fare in a drinking contest with this Russian trawlerman?

A WOMAN who has spent her adult life pretending that champagne is marvellous and special has finally admitted it tastes like farty urine.

A MICROBREWERY has been condemned by craft beer enthusiasts for brewing a beer widely popular for its pleasant taste.

EVERYONE who gets pissed on a couple of drinks is continuing to insist it was because they had not had a proper meal that day.

A WOMAN has ordered a glass of Shiraz as she prefers its name to other wines.

ARE you feeling sh*t this morning after overdoing the booze all weekend? Here’s how to get through the terrifying day ahead. 

SO-CALLED wine experts are misleading the public about the basic function of wine, critics have claimed.

A CONTROVERSIAL new study suggests that leading a rich and full life might not necessarily involve getting sh*tfaced as often as possible.

A WOMAN who said she had better not have a large glass of wine was quite happy to get hammered on a sh*tload of small ones.

A MAN has complained about his inability to lose weight, midway through his 15th pint of the week.