Alcohol

A MAN who only drinks craft beer is suffering from a hangover he considers superior to one caused by mass-produced beer.

A WIFE who keeps agreeing to share a whole bottle of wine with her husband has only had one glass again, it has been confirmed.

MEN believe that drinking beer at any time of day is harmless so long as it is carried out within an airport departure lounge.

A GROUP of women have been spotted doing the 11am walk of shame to their city-centre hotel for a hen night.

AFTER consuming large amounts of alcohol it’s not always easy to tell exactly how shitfaced you are. Find out where you are on the ‘pissedness scale’ with our scientific guide.

FOLLOWING Carlsberg’s brave admission that it is probably not at all nice, other foul beers are publically confessing that they are swill.

THE carnival and revelry of another stag and hen do season is almost upon us, but what will be the must-sees this year?

ARE you the sort of middle class drinker who thinks it’s fine to open a bottle of prosecco every Saturday morning for Buck’s Fizz? Here are some other ways to kid yourself.

CELEBRATING good news by drinking alcohol always ends up blotting out the good news with the effects of alcohol, researchers have confirmed.

MOST Britons practise a form of 'chemsex' involving alcohol without which intercourse would never take place, research has confirmed.