Arts & Entertainment
IN these locked-down times it’s hard to remember whether you are a real person or an animated Disney character.
A MAN is trapped in a never-ending nightmare of his wife binge-watching Irish relationship drama Normal People, he has confirmed.
THE UK has confirmed that it will always associate this tough and tragic time with that lube advert that is never off the air.
A MAN has recreated the experience of attending a music festival in his own home by wetting himself in a sleeping bag.
THE entertainment industry has pulled out all the stops to keep us going with new livestreams every night. But which will you abandon within minutes?
A MAN struggling to cope with what has happened to the world is finding cheerful escapism in a videogame where he slaughters demons in hell.
A SINGLE woman in lockdown has admitted that she is now even getting sexually excited at This Morning.
DISNEY have announced that they are delaying a film about a loveable ill pangolin who is saved by his trusty friend, a market-dwelling bat.
DESPITE claims to the contrary, the country has realised that staying in does not compare to a night out.
THE TIME in self-isolation could be spent watching some of those great foreign language movies you've been meaning to see like, oh, you've put Friends on from the beginning instead.