Arts & Entertainment

AS the best contemporary songwriter since Bono, I can’t shy away from taking on the big issues. Here’s how I’ll write the Ring a Ring O’ Roses for the coronavirus generation.

PROG-ROCK giants Genesis have reformed to play to thousands of older brothers who take music very seriously.

A WOMAN has no idea what happened in the film she watched with a friend, despite asking questions throughout it.

A WOMAN who watched Toy Story 4 is disappointed that it didn’t solve her emotional issues, including anxiety, difficulty forming relationships and being an immature, dysfunctional nightmare.

HOLLYWOOD has pronounced itself free of all abuses of power after the only man who ever abused his power was jailed.

STREAMING services have digitally simulated standing in Blockbuster for 40 minutes before choosing something crap, viewers have confirmed.

RIGHT-WINGERS have their sights set on getting rid of the BBC in its current form. But do their arguments stand up to scrutiny?

CLIMATE activist Greta Thunberg has confirmed that starring in her own reality TV show was the entire point from the start.

DO you feel you could write an episode of Doctor Who that's mediocre enough for the new series? Read our guide and find out. 

A FORMER fan of This Life watching the series a second time cannot believe he ever obsessed over such smug, solipsistic bilge.