Arts & Entertainment

DO you want to run a beloved book into the ground by adapting it ineptly for television?

A DJ is furious at the suggestion that he might play a song people know.

IF you’re a parent, Frozen 2 will break you financially, mentally and spiritually. Here are some things you should prepare yourself for.

A DIRECTOR who shortened his original film rather than load an extra, pointless hour onto it has been widely praised.

ITV has announced it will not be replacing The Jeremy Kyle Show, leaving viewers without their fix of voyeuristic mid-morning misery. Fill that void with these:

THE producers of upcoming Bond film No Time To Die have reassured audiences that he will still be the same old offensive ars*hole.

THE media has announced that there will be no ‘album of the decade’ lists this year because no good albums have been released since 2010.

JACOB Rees-Mogg has asserted that if he were to become a grime MC his intelligence and natural authority would place him in pole position.

A FATHER-OF-TWO has been accused of wilfully refusing to suspend disbelief while watching films with his family.

WHEN a new Star Wars trailer comes out your first duty is to rush to the internet and be a twat about it. Try these strategies.