Arts & Entertainment

ALL creative works must now be based on something else, it has been announced.

SUPERMODEL Cara Delevingne will play Margo Leadbetter in a big budget drama about the dark side of suburban self-sufficiency.

BBC CRIMEWATCH is celebrating 30 years of forcing its way into the homes of ordinary people and giving them nightmares.

THE new series of Gogglebox will focus on the viewers’ reactions to the films of Swedish director Ingmar Bergman.

CASTING has begun for an epic film about the traumatic life of a Scottish person in the early 21st Century.

BATMAN'S new car is a pimped Corsa with iridescent blue metallic paint, tinted windows and a 1500-watt Rockford Fosgate sound system.

THE SUN is to end its topless Page 3 feature because the UK’s supply of tits has been exhausted.

AN app has been launched that will make it easier to discover brand new, terrible music.

GIG tickets will be priced according to the number of new songs a performer forces the audience to listen to.

THE lack of absurd DJ names has been linked to a decline in the quality of dance music.