Arts & Entertainment

FORMER kids' TV series Doctor Who is now aimed at Stephen Hawking, according to showrunner Stephen Moffat.

THEME park Alton Towers has unveiled a new rollercoaster so extreme that it guarantees no rider will survive the experience.

FAST & Furious 6 is aimed exclusively at a gay audience, its makers have revealed.

MIDDLE class people are itching to have not read the new Dan Brown book.

CURRENT fans of TV fantasy epic Game of Thrones will die several hundred years before it concludes.

THE Smiths have recorded an uplifting commercial dance anthem to mark their 30th anniversary.

US SITCOM Friends is returning for a new series where all the characters are too busy to hang out with each other.

HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.

DANCE act Daft Punk have removed their robot helmets to reveal they are Elvis and Buddy Holly.