Arts & Entertainment

THE creators of a tedious, badly-designed computer game are hurriedly adding gratuitous sex and violence.

CHILD abduction drama The Missing is a prequel to the next Narnia series, it has emerged.

THE makers of new Bond film Spectre are struggling to incorporate Twiglets into the narrative.

HACKED Sony Pictures emails have revealed that film industry executive are highly worthwhile humans.

SMARTPHONE footage of a Jamie T gig has been acclaimed as superior to actually being there.

ALL of Jennifer Aniston's romantic comedies take place in a single coherent universe, it has been revealed.

THE government has introduced compulsory Masterchef participation for benefits claimants.

PODCAST listeners are unable to perform basic interactions without recommending podcasts, researchers have found.

BOND star Daniel Craig has only agreed to star in the upcoming Spectre if he is allowed to perform the theme tune.

RAP music has been exposed as nothing but clever puns, allusions and references like a Radio Four panel game.