Arts & Entertainment

THE 1982 Atari video game ET: The Extra-Terrestrial is to be made into a live-action film.

GAMERS have praised a new X-Box game that fuses science fiction bullshit with Tolkein bullshit.

BRITAIN has today paid tribute to the inventors of the videotape that was used to record Rik Mayall.

THIS year's Big Brother contestants have discovered their predecessors have been trapped in the house for the last nine months.

THE BBC is to launch an experimental swearing channel to test whether anyone really gives a toss if the word 'fuck' is heard on daytime TV.

WORLD Cup anthem singers Pitbull and Jennifer Lopez do not know what football is, it has been claimed.

PARENTS are worried that a new computer game where players battle Nazis could encourage anti-Nazi attitudes.

THE growing popularity of watching other people play computer games is a step forward for zero-effort entertainment, experts believe.

JACK Bauer will mostly be trying to get a bus during next month's episodes of 24.

UK CITIZENS who have not seen Disney animation Frozen are to be forced to watch it or face imprisonment.