Arts & Entertainment

BANKSY artworks are being removed by councils who had no idea they were allowed to just paint over them.

THE Fall frontman Mark E Smith is close to recapturing an escaped bass guitarist who has been on the run for several days.

THE new FIFA game is so realistic that it knows if players are smokers, drug addicts or closeted homosexuals.

ALL creative works must now be based on something else, it has been announced.

SUPERMODEL Cara Delevingne will play Margo Leadbetter in a big budget drama about the dark side of suburban self-sufficiency.

BBC CRIMEWATCH is celebrating 30 years of forcing its way into the homes of ordinary people and giving them nightmares.

THE new series of Gogglebox will focus on the viewers’ reactions to the films of Swedish director Ingmar Bergman.

CASTING has begun for an epic film about the traumatic life of a Scottish person in the early 21st Century.

BATMAN'S new car is a pimped Corsa with iridescent blue metallic paint, tinted windows and a 1500-watt Rockford Fosgate sound system.

THE SUN is to end its topless Page 3 feature because the UK’s supply of tits has been exhausted.