Arts & Entertainment

THE entire line-up of housemates from the just-completed series of Big Brother last night re-entered the house for Celebrity Big Brother.

A HOLE in the space-time continuum is to allow the makers of Downton Abbey to introduce product placement.

THE ‘underclass’ are giving Britons a sense of superiority for only £30bn a year.

FOLLOWING the death of Hollywood star Lauren Bacall, the word ‘class’ is to be taken out of circulation.

PETER Jackon's The Hobbit trilogy was based on 80s fantasy film Willow, it has been claimed.

THE producers of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake have wearily confirmed that they are doing a follow-up.

THE public does not understand film characters who are not superheroes, it has emerged.

YOUR dad and his mate have joined the cast of action movie The Expendables 3.

ALL art looks like a pair of buttocks, according to children.

THE Fall frontman Mark E Smith is to replace Nicole Scherzinger in the next series of The X Factor.