Arts & Entertainment

MARY Berry last night declared herself the winner of The Great British Bake-Off.

UKIP is to use its election war chest to produce a Star Trek film about the failure of galactic multi-culturalism.

MOST people claiming to have seen the original Twin Peaks series are not telling the truth, it has emerged.

THE original Norse legend upon which the Candy Crush Saga is based has been unearthed by archaeologists.

THE UK chart is entirely composed of tracks about buttocks, it has emerged.

BEN Affleck has revealed it is okay to invent behaviour by Muslims as long as it is part of a serious film.

COMMENTS about how rubbish Glastonbury is wore thin 30 minutes after tickets went on sale, it has been confirmed.

BANKSY artworks are being removed by councils who had no idea they were allowed to just paint over them.

THE Fall frontman Mark E Smith is close to recapturing an escaped bass guitarist who has been on the run for several days.

THE new FIFA game is so realistic that it knows if players are smokers, drug addicts or closeted homosexuals.