Arts & Entertainment

THE John Lewis Christmas advert has been condemned for promoting the trade in penguin sex slaves.

FANTASY drama Game of Thrones is now being filmed in every conceivable place.

GAMERS around the world are reluctantly fulfilling their obligation to play the new entry in the Call of Duty franchise.

THE death-defying exploits of Nik Wallenda will inevitably become an underwhelming Hollywood film, it has emerged.

CONTROLLING boyfriends think Danny Pink is the all-time top Doctor Who companion, it has emerged.

MORE than half of Taylor Swift's new album is about her brief but tempestuous relationship with George Osborne.

THE winner of this year’s Apprentice will fill in Lord Sugar’s job applications while he watches daytime TV, the BBC has admitted.

MIKE Read has been denounced by UKIP supporters old enough to remember Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

A MAN who was trapped in a Waterstones has had an idea for a novel.

GAMERS are wildly pushing everyone’s buttons to unlock new powers to beat their critics, they have confirmed.