Arts & Entertainment

US TV to merge into 'Good Bad Breaking Scandal Wife'

AMERICAN television drama is to merge into one uber-show which will be watched by everyone.

Rowling's new Harry Potter film about wizard who invented money

JK Rowling is to write the screenplay a for a new Harry Potter-style adventure about Grynt Cashfarm, the wizard who created money.

Attenborough to film 'Life of Scrotes'

DAVID Attenborough's new nature series for the BBC will delve into the world of Britain's fast-breeding underclass.

Time traveller warns against getting rid of BBC

A TIME traveller from the future has warned that closing down the BBC may not be a good idea.

New series of Downton set in the future

THE highly anticipated return of Downton Abbey will take the characters from the 1970s to the year 2025.

Badger cull 'will trigger shit British film'

THE government has been warned that the badger cull will cause a film with Julie Walters.

Creepy men empowered by Miley Cyrus

SLEAZY middle-aged men have hailed Miley Cyrus's VMA performance for boosting their self confidence.

One Direction now a proper band because of money

BOY band One Direction should be taken seriously because they are very rich, it has been claimed.