Arts & Entertainment

THE UK is locked in argument about who was the first person to realise that Blur were the most loathsome band ever.

SCI-FI film franchises will continue for thousands of years after every person currently living has passed away, Hollywood has confirmed.

NEWSREADER Jon Snow has told friends that he has become a crack addict for a documentary, despite not appearing to be followed by cameras.

EASTENDERS has revealed who killed Lucy Beale without answering the crucial question of who was looking after the cafe at the time.

ALL amateur performance poets are secondary school teachers with an axe to grind, it has emerged.

A HOUSE has burnt down within a 20 minute walk from a cinema where people can watch Fifty Shades of Grey.

PEOPLE being dragged to see Fifty Shades of Grey are wearing blindfolds so that they can sleep.

THE Walt Disney Company has acquired the rights to feature roguish antiques dealer Lovejoy in its Marvel Avengers franchise.

A NEW British film aimed at teenagers will show the glamorous reality of life as a drug-dealer on a council estate.

AUTHOR Harper Lee has promised that her new book will contain explicit instructions on how to catch and kill mockingbirds.