Arts & Entertainment

LITHE snooker legend Steve Davis's new BBC radio show is going to put the sexy back into progressive rock music, it was claimed last night.

ITV's Shit Factor will return later this year with Simon Cowell being replaced by a contemptuous showbiz failure.

A LEGAL move is being made to keep 95% of new films a secret.

RECORDING phenomenon Adele is the result of some men writing a list of woman-friendly things on a whiteboard, it has emerged.

MOUSTACHIOED adventurers Mario and Luigi are not related but they do have a special bond, it has emerged.

THE BBC natural history unit is to make a ground-breaking series about the consequences of your unsustainable breeding.

ACTION-fantasy tripe bucket Sucker Punch has made idiots feel cleverer than something.

CEEFAX was probably the last really good thing the BBC did, the director general has admitted.

MODERN gospel music is increasingly about the non-existence of a supreme being, it has emerged.

THEATRE groups across Britain will unite this weekend to remind taxpayers exactly why they are being cut.