Arts & Entertainment

TONIGHT’S Brit awards will be 'clinically unwatchable', according to the Royal College of Physicians.

MORE than 90% of Britons have an idea for some art, it emerged last night.

A ROW has erupted after the word 'gayboy' was removed from a new edition of the JM Barrie classic Peter Pan.

THIS year's television schedules will focus on staring blankly at the immensely fat, it has been confirmed.

THE BBC last night said it had no regrets after placing veteran film-maker David Cronenberg in charge of Eastenders over the festive period.

POPE Benedict will somehow manage to crowbar Jesus into the airport chaos story when he delivers tomorrow's Thought for the Day on Radio Four.

CONSOLE giant Nintendo's new game will encourage families to interact in a massive Christmas fight.

SALES executive Tom Logan is genuinely looking forward to seeing Tron: Legacy, it emerged last night.

ITV has been bombarded by angry viewers demanding to know why they were not allowed to see Christine Aguilera's holiest of holies.

PINK Floyd legend Dave Gilmour is to explore his son's defilement of the cenotaph with a rock opera that will last for about two days.