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World of Menschcraft launched
FORMER MP Louise Mensch's new online venture is a role-playing game set in the kingdom of Menschitania.
Sir Ranulph Fiennes to explore sexuality
SIR Ranulph Fiennes has announced an expedition beyond the boundaries of eroticism.
Kate and Hilary team up to punch Britain in the mouth
HILARY Mantel and the Duchess of Cambridge have come together to shut Britain's stupid face.
'Any time, any place' Duchess tells novelist
IF Booker prize winner Hilary Mantel wants a piece of the Duchess of Cambridge, she can have it, St James's Palace has confirmed.
Paxman dispensing vigilante cleverness
JEREMY Paxman has a vigilante alter ego called 'Clever Man'.
Bikini photos show Kate's massive buttocks
NEW paparazzi photos of the Duchess of Cambridge show that her buttocks are now huge.
Supply Pope hasn't even read the Bible
JOSEPH Ratzinger has been temporarily replaced by an incompetent supply Pope, it has emerged.