Celebrity

LETTERS from Prince Charles to government ministers are to be kept secret because they reveal the full extent of his insanity.

THOUSANDS of inconsolable teenage girls have gathered at the home of deceased historian Eric Hobsbawm.

LEGENDARY sexual deviant Jimmy Savile presented a television programme called Jim'll Fix It, it has emerged.

THE 200ft tall mutant reptile Godzilla has passed away peacefully in his sleep.

THE QUEEN still does cryptic crosswords and has the active mind of a woman 20 years younger, it has been confirmed.

FOLLOWING the success of Kate's breasts and Pippa's arse, plans are underway to launch a third Middleton sister who will have a 'controversial vagina'.

ACCORDING to a fourth century papyrus Jesus had a wife that he absolutely despised.