Health

THE risk of Norovirus means that oysters are unsuitable for anyone lacking a pair of balls, it has been claimed.

NHS hospitals could soon be staffed with doctors at weekends.

SHOWERS are taking twice as long as 20 years ago as people desperately try to scrub off the 21st century, say researchers.

HEALTH secretary Andrew Lansley is to sit next to hospital patients, looking at them while they sleep.

EXPERTS have warned the dense fog over greater London will be used as a metaphor.

RECREATIONAL sedative ketamine can induce the false belief of coolness in well-heeled teenagers, scientists have claimed.

HEALTH secretary Andrew Lansley has pledged that nobody should wait more than 18 weeks before their local hospital is closed.

JAGUARS are not the only cars with fully opening windows, doctors have been told.

SCOTLAND could prevent up to 40,000 deaths a year if it had another Waitrose, experts have claimed.

DOCTORS are hoping to reduce the number of patients with back complaints by forcing them to listen to hippies.