Health
Workers advised to get a sickie in about now
WORKERS have been advised to squeeze in some fraudulent sick leave in before the end of October.
Dreams either obvious or idiotic
DREAMS have no hidden meanings, it has emerged.
91 percent of hangovers blamed on beer being somehow faulty
MOST hangovers are wrongly blamed on beer that is contaminated.
E-cigarettes reclassified as adult dummies
ELECTRONIC cigarettes are to be classified as adult nipple substitutes.
Alcohol wrecks man's looks in a single night
28-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has described how a single night of intense drinking ravaged his youthful looks.
Clinging to youth does not slow ageing process
DESPERATELY clinging to your lost youth does not slow the ageing process, according to scientists.
Freddy Krueger targeting sleep-deprived workers
OVERWORKED Britons are proving a rich hunting ground for vengeful spirit Freddy Krueger.
Middle-class children suffer from more invisible illnesses
MIDDLE class children have been hit by an epidemic of invisible and undetectable illnesses.
Small testicles are much easier to live with, say men
MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.