Health
Clinging to youth does not slow ageing process
DESPERATELY clinging to your lost youth does not slow the ageing process, according to scientists.
Freddy Krueger targeting sleep-deprived workers
OVERWORKED Britons are proving a rich hunting ground for vengeful spirit Freddy Krueger.
Middle-class children suffer from more invisible illnesses
MIDDLE class children have been hit by an epidemic of invisible and undetectable illnesses.
Small testicles are much easier to live with, say men
MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.
We can add water to wine but we don't, say middle class drinkers
IF our wine needs some water in it then we know where the water is, middle class drinkers have confirmed.
Camping for a week resets body clock to half-past insane
SPENDING a week in a tent is long enough for you to believe that it was actually a good idea in the first place.
111 rescued by nosy interfering old women
THE NHS's non-emergency helpline is to be staffed by overly-inquistive old women.
Capacity for alcohol still main source of pride
MOST Britons consider drinking a lot of alcohol to be their greatest achievement.