Health

TWO of Britain's biggest industries have teamed up to create 'dietopathy'.

THE tax and national insurance paid by smokers and the obese is completely invisible, it has been confirmed.

THE government's flagship NHS bill is to be rewritten for adults by JK Rowling.

A POST office worker from Kings Lynn has been prescribed ecstasy to stop him complaining about everything.

MPs must stop using the National Health Service as a political football so that it can be destroyed once and for all, it has been claimed.

WOMEN in the UK will soon have the option to give birth anally, as part of the NHS reform bill.

PEOPLE who visualise Gordon Ramsay's face while they are on the toilet can reduce their risk of bowel cancer, according to new research.

DOCTORS are to strike after the government banned their right to continually demand urine from their patients.

EXPERTS have warned the Wikipedia blackout will cause widescale brain injuries as people try to know things.

THE latest government healthy eating campaign has made UK citizens feel okay about dying soon.