Health
Febreze ads trigger hepatitis epidemic
ADVERTS for Febreze 'fabric refresher' have caused numerous cases of hepatitis.
Everything to be labelled with terrifying images of death
ALL products will soon feature graphic imagery illustrating how they might kill you.
Fat people should be 'encouraged' to hate themselves, say doctors
DOCTORS have called for a new approach to obesity which gently encourages overweight people to despise the very idea of themselves.
Horsemeat: French finally blamed
AN inquiry has been launched into why it has taken a month to blame the horsemeat scandal on the French.
You're on your own, says Food Standards Agency
THE Food Standards Agency last night admitted there is nothing more it can do.
Households offered poisoned water
THE UK’s water companies have announced plans for a two-tier water supply, comprising poisoned water and more expensive water that is safe to drink.
Two beers is the new sober
THE standard level of sobriety is to be upgraded to two medium-strength beers, or a large glass of wine.
