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Assault weapons are very handy, says US gun lobby
MILITARY-STYLE assault rifles have many practical applications for the perfectly sane, it has been claimed.
Arm teachers, say unspeakable pieces of shit
TEACHERS should be given assault rifles, America's bastard pieces of shit said last night.
Death of Twinkies could affect US holiday one-upmanship
THE demise of Twinkies could leave thousands of British holidaymakers unable to show off about having eaten them.
Israel and Hamas predict different result from doing same thing
THE conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved as long as both sides keep doing the same thing over and over again, it has been claimed.
Texas struggling with life under communism
TEXAS is now a communist state following the re-election of Barack Obama, it has emerged.