Society

A BABY boomer who thinks he is a member of the greatest generation has been tricked by a poorly-executed Facebook scam for the second time.

THE traditional Northern schoolyard insult ‘Has your cat died?’ has been named the most incomprehensible in human history.

A 38-YEAR-OLD man has only just learned that the correct phrasing is ‘could have’ rather than ‘could of’.

A PUPIL has been sent home from a Steiner school after turning up with a relatively normal haircut.

POSH accents on the television, policemen greeting you by name and a cheery tip of the helmet, lovely days out in the Morris Traveller. But do you want Britain to return to its 1950s glory days, or are you some kind of bastard?

A WOMAN whose toddler threw his breakfast at the cat is struggling to tell him off in a constructive way.

CUDDLY toy bears are giving children dangerous misapprehensions about how to approach actual bears, experts believe.

BRITAIN'S babies have pleaded with the rest of the population to stop talking like that.

A MIDDLE class man is weirdly knowledgeable about contemporary gang life, people have noticed.

FOR some mysterious reason, friends who go to Australia often come back a bit racist. Here’s how to help them get back to normal.