Society
EVERYONE is being really nasty to racists at the moment and should be more bigoted, racists believe.
A GROUP of parents has each watched a three-hour long dance show in order to witness 98 seconds of their child performing.
A FACEBOOK lunatic is happy for everyone to know where he works, it has emerged.
A NON-DRIVER has slammed the passenger door of their friend’s car so hard that the car has been written off.
A COUPLE who spend thousands of pounds a year on their children’s school fees are sad they are too poor to go skiing this year.
HAVE you got a friend who’s buying a house and won’t stop banging on about it? Here are some tactics to stop them droning on for a bit.
A MAN’S haircut ended just moments before he would have been forced to agree with a morally indefensible statement by his hairdresser, he has confirmed.
ADULTS have been urged to stop making up meaningless compound swear words like 'arsebucket' and 'tossgerbil'.
A MAN who held the lift door for a colleague is acting like a selfless hero, it has been confirmed.
LORRY drivers have confirmed they love these new four-lane smart motorways because now they can block three lanes at once.