Society

WERE you on the bus journey from the depths of Hades itself, or just a harrowing, soul-crushing everyday British bus journey?

COUPLES who buy each other Easter eggs need to grow the fuck up, relationship experts have confirmed.

A DRIVER of 15 years’ standing still expects his excellent parking skills to be commented on by anyone in the passenger seat.

A PENSIONER who is distressed by the decline of her local high street had a bitter grievance against every shopkeeper when they were still in business.

IF you’ve got a Ford Transit and a bad attitude, you probably want to assert your authority over other road users. Here’s how to go about it.

A PERSONALISED number plate is the only sure-fire way to identify a twat, experts have confirmed.

MOST of the UK population feels like shit, it has emerged.

DO YOU awaken every day with a gnawing feeling of dread and impotent rage about the country going to the dogs, whichever way you voted?

A PAIR of adult men have high-fived each other in a cafe seemingly without either irony of self-consciousness, witnesses have confirmed.

AN unidentified woman has been filmed amiably conversing with a stranger on the London Underground.