Society

A MAN who painstakingly built a Thunderbirds Tracy Island is still pissed off with his mum for dumping it during a ‘clear out’ three years ago.

A YOUNG woman whose life is bursting with possibility plans to spend the next sixty years obsessing over minor social interactions.

EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS have informed their parents that every class has at least one Jayden but they have never heard of anyone called Paul.

SCIENTISTS have found the one man in the world using a protective car cover who isn't a complete and utter twat.

A COMPLETE oddball wants to see his colleagues socially, outside of working hours, even though he’s not being paid to do so, it has emerged.

A RELAXED attitude to whether you love people is unacceptable, boyfriends have discovered.

A NORTHERNER visiting London has caused chaos after attempting to pay a bus driver with exact change.

CHILDREN at a Sunday school are asking their vicar more and more difficult questions about the Bible, none of which he seems able to answer.

THE apostrophe has been added to the list of endangered species in the UK.

A MAN whose last fight was at primary school against a smaller boy believes he still has what it takes if shit went down.