Society

A MAN who thinks he keeps winning arguments actually just shouts over everyone else until they give up.  

A WOMAN who survived summer without ‘must-have’ items of clothing also plans to brave the winter with clothes she already owns.

A UNIVERSITY fresher has no idea how he became best friends with the first student he spoke to.

A MIDDLE-AGED mother has responded with terrifying ferocity after someone tried to throw away a ramekin.

A MAN who owns a BMW somehow managed to take up two urinals, it has emerged.

BRITONS believe Londoners are ‘arrogant’ and ‘insular’, according to a recent survey. So if you’re into idiotic regional prejudice, who else can you hate? Here are some suggestions.

A MOTHER has perfected a way of enquiring about her children’s careers that implies they’ve completely arsed their lives up, it has emerged.

A MAN has been laughing at old photos of himself, completely unaware he is still an utter twat.  

A WOMAN has discovered that the Twitter hashtag '#metoo' is not meant for just generally agreeing with things.

A MAN who has been barked at by terrified dogs every time they see him for 15 years is wondering if he is actually the Antichrist.