Society

HAVE you ever wondered how Brexiters manage to have such a simplistic view of everything? Here Leave voter Norman Steele explains how the world works.

A MOTHER'S cupboard of expired medicine will enable her to act as a post-Brexit drug kingpin.

A WOMAN IN her late 40s who now rarely gets whistled at on the street by strange men is feeling a pleasant sense of relief, she has confirmed.

EVERY single GoodReads user would like you to look at how many fancy fucking books they have read.

A WOMAN taking a shed load of clean underwear for a short break in the Cotswolds is not sure why, she has admitted.

A BABY boomer who thinks he is a member of the greatest generation has been tricked by a poorly-executed Facebook scam for the second time.

THE traditional Northern schoolyard insult ‘Has your cat died?’ has been named the most incomprehensible in human history.

A 38-YEAR-OLD man has only just learned that the correct phrasing is ‘could have’ rather than ‘could of’.

A PUPIL has been sent home from a Steiner school after turning up with a relatively normal haircut.

POSH accents on the television, policemen greeting you by name and a cheery tip of the helmet, lovely days out in the Morris Traveller. But do you want Britain to return to its 1950s glory days, or are you some kind of bastard?