Society

THE best way to cut down time and effort spent on cleaning is to fuck it off and do something else, experts have confirmed.

HAVE you just told a massive lie or said something horribly offensive? Just say you misspoke and all will be forgiven. Here's how to do it.

COULD angry suburban men on the internet hold the key to tackling crime? Here retired accountant Norman Steele outlines his no-nonsense measures.

HAVE you somehow got the impression that busy trains are your bathroom or GP’s surgery? Here are some overly personal things you really should stop doing.

THE cities of Bristol and Brighton have been discovered to be a single place.

ARE YOU in the vicinity of someone doused in so much scent that they leave a trail of aggressive migraines? Here’s how to break the news.

PARENTS are reassuring their children that Momo is not real while ignoring their children’s actual fears of climate change.

CAN you hear Baby Shark? Is a five-year-old hitting you with a balloon for no reason, while his oblivious father makes bets on his phone?

A WOMAN’S liberal-minded male friends feel a bit uncomfortable about some of her feminist views that might apply to them, it has emerged.

USING your indicators to alert other drivers that you are about to turn off the road is no longer mandatory, the government has announced.