Society

HAVE you somehow got the impression that busy trains are your bathroom or GP’s surgery? Here are some overly personal things you really should stop doing.

THE cities of Bristol and Brighton have been discovered to be a single place.

ARE YOU in the vicinity of someone doused in so much scent that they leave a trail of aggressive migraines? Here’s how to break the news.

PARENTS are reassuring their children that Momo is not real while ignoring their children’s actual fears of climate change.

CAN you hear Baby Shark? Is a five-year-old hitting you with a balloon for no reason, while his oblivious father makes bets on his phone?

A WOMAN’S liberal-minded male friends feel a bit uncomfortable about some of her feminist views that might apply to them, it has emerged.

USING your indicators to alert other drivers that you are about to turn off the road is no longer mandatory, the government has announced.

A 13-YEAR-OLD from a posh Home Counties town is demanding full communism for the United Kingdom.

A FATHER trying to explain the ‘facts of life’ to his son is hoplessly confusing him with metaphors about ‘getting one in the back of the net’ and ‘slam dunks’.

ARE you putting enough insufferable posts about your perfect life on Facebook? Eyes down for a game of Facebook smugness bingo!