Society

ONLY seven percent of state school pupils get into heated arguments about game meats compared to 75 percent of their private school counterparts.

A TEACHER at a comprehensive is starting to doubt whether she even wants to put her dickhead pupils on a path to a brighter future.

MOTHERS have confirmed they will pay anything to get a few hours away from their children each week.

A NO-DEAL Brexit could cause Middlesbrough to experience poverty and a lack of investment that makes it feel even more like Middlesbrough.

A WOMAN who introduced her mother to emojis is beginning to deeply regret it.

A PUB jazz band has confirmed that its next gig will never end.

MEMBERS of the public and media have criticised aggressive right-wing protesters they have been encouraging for several years.

A MAN believes he is giving friends a vital insight into how the world works by sending them YouTube videos clearly made by fringe crackpots.  

BASICALLY is this year's top superfluous word, it has been confirmed.

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