Society

A MAN who spent ages arguing with idiots online had forgotten that he does not actually need to do that.  

BRITONS must currently overcome 43 separate instincts in order to leave their beds, it has emerged.

RAIL victims have had a more efficient journey to work than normal by just walking along the tracks.

A PLEASANT couple suddenly become very cold and calculating when talking about their elderly parents’ deaths, friends have revealed.

AS the parent of a toddler, do you feel your little angel can do no wrong? Here are some great ways of convincing people your child is not the embodiment of evil.

WOMEN who delay motherhood until their late thirties face an increased risk of having more years of freedom and fun, according to researchers.

A HELLISH, self-loathing train company has emailed its passengers asking to be told just how shit they are.

A MAN keeps getting taken in by ‘fake news’ that is obviously dodgy to anyone with a semi-functioning brain.

A FASCIST is beginning to suspect there are no opportunities for promotion or earning a decent salary in Britain’s neo-Nazi movement.

A BRITISH patriot is offended there are not poppies for dogs or offended that no dogs are wearing them, whichever should turn out to be the case.