Society

DOES that West Country twang make people think you’re as sexy as the Cadbury Caramel bunny, or a comedy bumpkin off The Two Ronnies? Find out with our guide.

A COUPLE have decided to be brutally honest about not wanting a load of little bastards at their wedding.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man has emerged as the wry, ballsy hero of his own story yet again.

A THREATENED joint Wetherspoon-McDonald's strike could make the UK a decent place to live, experts have warned.

THE prime minister has said that working-class people should be proud of the amusing garden gnomes they choose to decorate their homes with. 

A UNIVERSITY fresher is currently getting ready for the night out that will destroy her career in 10 years' time.

MAKING an unbelievably stupid statement just to be annoying is ‘starting a much-needed debate’, idiots have asserted.

A FAMILY who decided to dine together at the table for a change now have to crane their necks to watch Emmerdale.

A MAN who went on a rain-soaked camping trip at the weekend is telling colleagues as if he deserves sympathy. 

LONDON is shit, it has been confirmed.