Society

A MAN at the front of a queue for train tickets decided it was the perfect time to have a long, tetchy discussion with the cashier.

A RACIST grandmother threw a rant about trans rights into her usual bigoted diatribe.

A FATHER determined to hold the line against his children opening a present on Christmas Eve knows he is destined to lose.

A FIVE-year-old has announced that she no longer wants the toys that ‘Santa’ has already bought her.

THE chaos at Gatwick airport may be some kind of forewarning, according to people who reckon the looming no-deal Brexit will not be 'a doddle'.

THE inhabitants of Newcastle have reminded Northerners that they are soft Southerners who wear coats in winter and know about pesto.

A SINGLE man living alone has stepped up preparations for a no-deal Brexit by buying 24 tins of all-day breakfast and three crates of Stella. 

A FAMILY that has opted not to send Christmas cards this year is reporting no negative consequences whatsoever.

A STRANGE old man who does one day of work a year shouldn’t have the right to judge other people as naughty or nice, it has been claimed.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man would be meditating on a daily basis if only masturbation did not exist, he has confirmed.