Society

IF you’re a dad with two kids and a semi there aren’t many chances to pretend you're an action hero - but the cold weather changes all that! Here’s what to do.

HAVE you ever wondered how Brexiters manage to have such a simplistic view of everything? Here Leave voter Norman Steele explains how the world works.

A MOTHER'S cupboard of expired medicine will enable her to act as a post-Brexit drug kingpin.

A WOMAN IN her late 40s who now rarely gets whistled at on the street by strange men is feeling a pleasant sense of relief, she has confirmed.

EVERY single GoodReads user would like you to look at how many fancy fucking books they have read.

A WOMAN taking a shed load of clean underwear for a short break in the Cotswolds is not sure why, she has admitted.

A BABY boomer who thinks he is a member of the greatest generation has been tricked by a poorly-executed Facebook scam for the second time.

THE traditional Northern schoolyard insult ‘Has your cat died?’ has been named the most incomprehensible in human history.

A 38-YEAR-OLD man has only just learned that the correct phrasing is ‘could have’ rather than ‘could of’.

A PUPIL has been sent home from a Steiner school after turning up with a relatively normal haircut.